CRAZIER THAN ME - words & music by Nate Butler
Love is what you adore, and I've heard it all before

Picked up the telephone (been pretending I'm not home)
Someone hung up
That's not like anyone I remember
Who doesn't know the rules?
I will not suffer fools again

Sometimes I think I'm mad, then I step back to see
That the women I date are crazier than me

She told me on Saturday, "Friday night would be okay"
I cancelled rehearsal
Thursday she calls me up: "What are you doing?
Let's get together soon; let's make a plan, but not for tomorrow!"

Sometimes I think I'm mad, then I step back to see
That the women I date are crazier than me

Love is what you adore, and I don't give anymore
Love is what you adore, and I've dealt with it before

She said, "You catch a buzz, and I will drive around the fuzz"
So I got all f**ked up
She's screaming at the wheel: "How could you do this?!
You're breaking all the rules; I will not suffer fools again!"

Sometimes I think I'm mad, then I step back to see
That the women I date are crazier than me
The women I date are crazier than me
The women I date are crazier than me

Love is what you adore, and I've won this one before
Love is what you adore, and I've won this one before